Archbob's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 74 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 715 Points

Seven's Second Adventure

Not Cool Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Can't Remember what Items you Have? 10 Points Press A to view your inventory
Look, We made a Game! 10 Points View Credits
You Read the Directions? 10 Points Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Awshum 25 Points Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
We're People Too 25 Points View all of the Bios
Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Plant Love 50 Points Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Fetch 100 Points Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/285 points)

Shark Antennas Co.

WTF?! Unlocked 2/21/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shark pool 10 Points Submit Highscore
Cow Sniper 25 Points 100% Accurate in one level
Internet Master 50 Points Have completed the game
First cerebral contusion Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I know how to use a Udder Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I love FuNaNdMoRe Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I love MonoFlauta Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Postman Crying Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shark Sushi Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/130 points)

SOPA eliminator

win stage 1 Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points
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win stage 2 Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points
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win stage 20 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/860 points)

St. Pattack

The Special Day Unlocked 3/17/10
10 Points
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Juggling 10 Points What an entertaining pastime!
Good Shepherd 25 Points Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Life Saver 25 Points Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
Master 50 Points No one can stop you!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)

Super Norris Advance

Derp Unlocked 5/7/12
5 Points
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
BALLS OF FIRE 5 Points Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Button Test 5 Points Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Leftorioum 5 Points Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Pit Faller 5 Points Fall into a hole.
Texas Ranger 5 Points Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Peacekeeper 10 Points Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Death Comes Swiftly Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defening Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/60 points)

take care of the trees

A Blocked Path Unlocked 5/7/12
5 Points
Talk to your brother.
Home Sweet Home 5 Points Try to enter the house.
It's Dangerous to go Alone 5 Points Get the axe.
Pull it! 5 Points Pull the switch.
Shameless Self Promotion 5 Points Visit my world wide website.
Side Effects Include.. 5 Points Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Fire and Brimstone 10 Points Burn down all the houses.
Mr. Literal 25 Points Cut down all of the trees.
You Win..? 25 Points That was a weird game.

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/90 points)

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
I Like Betty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antisocial Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

The Chalice of Marfa

Super Reader! Unlocked 6/20/14
10 Points
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Don't give up, chuck 5 Points Get Slayn killed...
Getting a bit red in the face 5 Points Splash Shiris with the payload
I'll break you a cut on these puns 5 Points Get Orson killed...
Live free or tie hard 5 Points Get Etoh killed...
What a blockhead 5 Points Get Ghim killed...
You must be stoned 5 Points Get Deedlit killed...
We Died for a Chalice 10 Points Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Parn! 50 Points Unlock Parn
The Lich Is My Bitch 100 Points Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/200 points)

The Sagittarian 2

The weakest link. Unlocked 3/7/11
5 Points
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Sage is into necrophilia? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
What men think they are. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boned. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Death at a funeral. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Haha! Roosters is dumb! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Prolly not gonna make it. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The human punching bag. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A man in the wilderness. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fuckin' 'Merica! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gambling fever. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/140 points)

Toss the Turtle

Gold Star Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 8/30/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Drunk Driver Unlocked 8/30/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)